Reed, Schebler and Lee, Pederson head Lookouts, Isotopes roster

NEW

http://dodgersdigest.com/2014/04/02/clayton-kershaw-brian-wilson-hurting-dont-fret-much/

Random takeaways from yesterday's media day: 

Hard to say who was happier to be back, Trayvon Robinson or Brian Cavazos-Galvez. The former told me, "I'm home!"

Tim Federowicz is having a harder time this year not showing he's angry about being sent down again, but he's doing his best. 

Zach Lee found out he was an Isotope the day of the last Freeway Series game when De Jon handed him his travel itinerary. 

Red Patterson found out around the same time he was going to be a starting pitcher. 

Miguel Rojas' excellent grasp of the English language has earned him my vote as our future Alex Guerrero translator. 

Zach and Joc Pederson have this media thing down pretty well for being so young. 

Joc earned line of the day for this line about having three experienced outfielders to play with: "It's freaking awesome!"

Damon Berryhill reminds me of Tim Wallach in his laid-back approach. 

UGH JARED STOP TALKING ABOUT SUNDAY'S GAME

http://i.imgur.com/z26X1em.jpg

VND and Bill are going at it, now.

@*VND*  I need to talk to you about a proposition not site related and I would like permission to send you an e-mail

Both no nos gone now

*explains that hr is short for home run 

@capnsparrow send you a bunch of DM's for tonight's game

somewhere, Kevin Towers can't believe he traded away that white guy who just homered

Garza lost the no-hitter

So much for Garzas no no!

here comes the dustin gloat. 

Both pitchers have a no-hitter in the Barves-Brewers game

https://twitter.com/DodgerInsider/status/451427813124366337

So Russia's about to start WWIII? 

@capnsparrow  a lot of traffic goes that way...my recommendation would be to go out and to take an immediate right onto island. go 7 streets (the last one passing over the 5 freeway). go north 1 light then straight onto the 94 east...much faster

come in the 163 go back the 94E - 15N

home plate gate open at 5 park at the park opens at 4:30

christmas caves! 

Dusty's internet is very much a thing

dustin's terrible mic/connection for the podcast on a human face forever 

@Chris Jackson  Should repost this in the next thread...

lol

"I don't think there's that much to worry about" re Wilson

@DodgersFan  awesome opportunity to have shortened that url to avoid embedding

@Purple Drank  eh, so he's saying that kersh called it that. which is fine. if my back hurt in that spot, i'd refer to it thus. nbd.

Shaikin.

not plaschke, or hamilton, or clinton

@KMT59 @*VND*http://i.imgur.com/NJVDn6Q.jpg

@P_F_P  

Capitalize the God damned abbreviation, so as to not confuse he who can barely read.

related: all the home run talk is kinda gross.

@P_F_P  how did it turn out??

@MalkinCookies  HARANG!

@TheConman I'm glad he hit that home run off of that headhunter.

@efb  Live for nothin, or die for somethin.

@efb  podcast is on, efb. ugh. priorities, dude! 

Jared's*

@Disgruntled Goat Great, now I have to learn Goatspeak on top of Capspeak?  This is too much

<3 you Dustin

@P_F_P  @DodgersFan the irony of you saying this

@Disgruntled Goat @Purple Drank  but what if you were lobo?

@Purple Drank  @P_F_P  

@Dustin Nosler  gross

oh wait, nevermind. 

@Disgruntled Goat  chicks dig the long ball

jerk it down the line

beautiful stroke

ick. 

@Purple Drank  @P_F_P  http://i.imgur.com/NDrGVai.gif

PLEASE

@Lobo @Disgruntled Goat  to be fair, we do translate most of capspeak for you

@Purple Drank  #notadoctor

@TellMyWifeISaidHello @Disgruntled Goat  LOL, they do not. do NOT show them. 

@capnsparrow @Disgruntled Goat  jack one out

@Disgruntled Goat  yer disgusting