haren_minnesota_2014-05-01

Dodgers 9, Twins 4: Hey! Offense!

haren_minnesota_2014-05-01

For five innings, Dan Haren was outstanding. That’d be great, except that he pitched 6 2/3 innings. But as it turns out, that was more than good enough, because the Dodger bats came alive for once, the Twins look like a terrible baseball team, and Haren is turning out to be the steal of the winter. (As, of course, we all predicted.)

Haren was all but perfect in the second, third, fourth, sixth and seventh, allowing only two singles in those frames. That was enough to overcome a tough first (two runs, on two hits, a walk, and some awful defense, as you’ll see in a second), and fifth (two runs on two walks and two hits). Only three of the four runs were earned; Haren has now struck out 34 in 37.2 innings. For a supposed fourth starter on a one-year contract… yeah, that’ll do. (Do be sure to read Eno Sarris’ discussion with Haren about his pitch types at FanGraphs today.)

Of course, Haren isn’t the story here, because the Dodgers pounded out a season-high 15 hits. Yasiel Puig had four of them himself, plus a walk, reaching all five times, and he’s merely hitting .308/.394/.505. Remember that the next time you hear some narrative about how he’s not helping the team. Adrian Gonzalez reached four times on three walks; Juan Uribe had four hits as part of his seventh three-hit game of the season. As Eric Stephen noted, no one else in baseball has more than five. Andre Ethier and Miguel Olivo each had two hits, helping to overcome the 0-10 put up by the middle infield of Hanley Ramirez and Dee Gordon.

Despite the five-run margin, Chris Perez picked up the save, because saves are dumb, and so is baseball, even when it’s great.

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Remember! More baseball today. At 4 p.m. PT — just under three hours from now — Red Patterson will make his major league debut as the Dodgers try to go for the series sweep.

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Finally, a GIF. In the bottom of the first, with two on, Jason Kubel singled to left, and, well, this happened. I share this not because it was hilarious — okay, not only because of that — but because the play started and ended with Carl Crawford, you can basically watch this as one continuous loop. It’s mesmerizing!


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About

Mike wrote daily for over six long years (2007-13) about the Dodgers at Mike Scioscia’s Tragic Illness, which was named 2011′s “Best Sports Blog” by LA Weekly. He can currently be found writing multiple times per week at FanGraphs and ESPN, has been a producer and editor for Sports on Earth, and built The Hardball Times. He lives in New York City and will probably be asleep or on vacation when awesome things happen.


242 comments
EephusBlue
EephusBlue moderator

Still really jazzed about that double play Hanley made.

Disgruntled Goat
Disgruntled Goat moderator

open office plan fail: dude just got let go and it was hella awks

Purple Drank
Purple Drank

lol for all the talk about dee gordon's improved patience, he's only walked in 3 games this year.

Purple Drank
Purple Drank

@capnsparrow  I am actively cheering for the platoon to end just so Turner can't walk up to this song 8 times per game.

TheConman
TheConman

@DBrim  I mean, "technically" they didnt say this picture was from today

DBrim
DBrim moderator

America

Disgruntled Goat
Disgruntled Goat moderator

@Purple Drank  he's tapering off a bit now, might even be regressing completely, but let's just be happy about him for now. let it play out. he still may be worthwhile. 

DBrim
DBrim moderator

Needs more deep fry

DBrim
DBrim moderator

Which is a city located in the country of the United States of America.