Hello everybody, and welcome to Dong Digest™.
As baseball season gets underway again, there are a lot of meaningful topics to tackle and relevant material to discuss … this is about none of those things. Rather, I thought the most important thing I could write about at the moment is that our dearest Corey Seager deleted this picture from his Instagram…
…and replaced it with this one…
…because he is conscious of the dong implications and he needed to clarify that his ding-a-ling is not in fact a Muscle Milk bottle of Knockout Chocolate.
This has been Dong Digest™, thank you.
— R (@RAND_E_Z) February 16, 2017
Asians, I guess.