Photo: Stacie Wheeler Dustin Fucking May finally debuted in our annoying OOTP simulation on Sunday, striking out 7 in his 6 innings while allowing just two runs. Thanks to May’s …

Photo: Stacie Wheeler I’m going to keep this one pretty short because the game sucked and it feels sort of ridiculous to spend much time writing about a fake baseball …

The Colorado Rockies (28-35) ABSORBED (the sim’s word choice) a 10-5 loss to the Los Angeles Dodgers (36-27) Friday night, even as Clayton Kershaw struggled a bit again. Allowing four …

Photo: Stacie Wheeler A five-run third helped pave the way to an 11-6 victory for the Los Angeles Dodgers (35-27) on Thursday, as they took advantage of Jeff Hoffman being …

Welcome back to Joe Kelly and to Dave Robots‘ reliance on him, as the much maligned reliever allowed a walk-off homer to Dominic Smith. Having already pitched a scoreless eighth …

A three-run homer in the top of the 10th inning saved the Los Angeles Dodgers on Saturday in New York, as they beat the Mets, 7-4, though no thanks to …

Rick Fucking Porcello outpitched Walker Buehler and the Los Angeles Dodgers made a bunch of odd roster moves Friday, giving me a thrilling recap to post.  At least if they …

(Via) Inexplicably, Dave Robots elected to send Caleb “Turd” Ferguson out for another inning in a tie game, and you won’t be surprised with the outcome. There’s a precedent here, …

(Via) One first-inning run was all the Cleveland Indians (26-27) could muster early on against Walker Buehler Saturday as the Los Angeles Dodgers (29-21) took advantage of their drastic advantage …

Photo: Stacie Wheeler Another start, another poor performance by Alex Wood. However, the Cleveland Indians’ bullpen countered with its own disappointing outing and the Los Angeles Dodgers (28-21) rallied for …