Hyun Jin Ryu’s Ottogi Noodle commercial showcases plus-plus mastication

Hyun Jin Ryu did another glorious commercial for Ottogi Noodle/Jin Ramen. Granted, nothing will quite top the sheer amazingness of the last one in all its fake teammate glory, but this did have its moments.

My favorite is the capture above, because you can see his smirk as he thinks to himself, “My god, this is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever done in my life. Oh well, money is great. SMILE!”

Plus, it did give us an up close and personal look at Ryu’s eating habits.

You can thank me for the slo-mo closeups later.

In any case, look at that immaculate mastication. This is what scouts talk about when they speak of intangibles. Did ZiPS factor this into his 2015 projection? Tell me that, you goddamn geeks.

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