Cody Bellinger, who famously did not know who Jerry Seinfeld was when he was asked about it by Scott Van Pelt, was given a pop culture quiz by Buster Olney on ESPN to test the extent of the things he does not know due to his age.
Okay, so we have two new truths in our lives that we need to adapt to now that Lord Bellinger has declared it so:
1) “Urkel” is now “Squirts”.
2) “Mario Lopez” is now “John Stamos”.
This is reality now. Accept it.