Technically speaking, the Rockies won. But did anybody really win? Did they? No. We all have lost even though the Rockies won 5-4 and beat the Dodgers officially.
SHOUTOUT TO DUSTIN NOSLER FOR DUMPING THIS ON ME IN THE 13TH INNING
Still, in a way, I’m glad I didn’t miss it because important things happened that we may never witness again. Mainly, Joel Peralta faced Carlos Gonzalez, Nolan Arenado, and Ben Paulsen, and retired them 1-2-3.
Peralta against CarGo, Arenado, and Morneau. If he doesn't give up a dinger, it's a miracle.
— Chad Moriyama (@ChadMoriyama) September 16, 2015
Oh I think Morneau is out of the game.
— Chad Moriyama (@ChadMoriyama) September 16, 2015
My body is ready.
— Chad Moriyama (@ChadMoriyama) September 16, 2015
Almost.
— Chad Moriyama (@ChadMoriyama) September 16, 2015
— Chad Moriyama (@ChadMoriyama) September 16, 2015
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But for most of the game? Well…
— Bryan Kephart (@thundercrat) September 16, 2015
@molly_knight @thundercrat real life pic.twitter.com/mBh63IQCWg
— Knasty Knapp (@KaylaKnappFOX) September 16, 2015
Two hours ago. The couple behind home plate look like they're in Les Mis. https://t.co/FKIM0T9Dl1
— Chad Moriyama (@ChadMoriyama) September 16, 2015
Really need that guy behind home to wrap his left arm around his girl so I have Dodgers Les Mis to use forever.
— Chad Moriyama (@ChadMoriyama) September 16, 2015
@truebluela pic.twitter.com/IrwhvB5RIh
— Chad Moriyama (@ChadMoriyama) September 16, 2015
I feel you. pic.twitter.com/QDme8uAzkI
— Chad Moriyama (@ChadMoriyama) September 16, 2015
I mean, it wasn’t just us either, check the players.
#DeathBaseball Zack Greinke pic.twitter.com/5DGRiMiqKt
— Chad Moriyama (@ChadMoriyama) September 16, 2015
Brett Anderson is carving a shiv.
— Chad Moriyama (@ChadMoriyama) September 16, 2015
#DeathBaseball Brett Anderson pic.twitter.com/llkQTRWtuK
— Chad Moriyama (@ChadMoriyama) September 16, 2015
SVS and Kershaw trying to hide it from the prison guards. pic.twitter.com/SSo05G8bQm
— Chad Moriyama (@ChadMoriyama) September 16, 2015
@Lana Carlos González wants the game to end so badly that he's just sitting on the field crying. pic.twitter.com/rN7qGEY7bm
— Jinglefreak (@Beardfreak) September 16, 2015
Yes, yes, this is the true recap of what happened.