Nationals 11, Dodgers 4: Joc Pederson blows 15.5-game division lead by demanding he play 1st base

Folks, I regret to inform you that Joc Pederson, after personally gathering Dodgers front office personnel to demand that he play first base over Cody Bellinger, has not played the position effectively and today he single-handedly blew the 15.5-game division lead the Dodgers had in the NL West.

This is unbelievable, unprecedented selfishness and he needs to be dumped immediately, as people on Twitter recently told me.

Please join me in protesting the Dodgers until this scourge of a player is gone. Thank you.