Rockies 5, Dodgers 4: In #DeathBaseball, Nobody Wins

Technically speaking, the Rockies won. But did anybody really win? Did they? No. We all have lost even though the Rockies won 5-4 and beat the Dodgers officially.

SHOUTOUT TO DUSTIN NOSLER FOR DUMPING THIS ON ME IN THE 13TH INNING

Still, in a way, I’m glad I didn’t miss it because important things happened that we may never witness again. Mainly, Joel Peralta faced Carlos Gonzalez, Nolan Arenado, and Ben Paulsen, and retired them 1-2-3.

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But for most of the game? Well…

DodgersCoupleBored

I mean, it wasn’t just us either, check the players.

Yes, yes, this is the true recap of what happened.

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