The best part about the Dodgers advancing in the playoffs is the Dodgers advancing in the playoffs. The second-best part of the Dodgers advancing in the playoffs is the celebrations, especially because this team in particular is so damn fun. Obviously a big part of that is Yasiel Puig, and while there will be a lot more celebration content to follow this, I just needed to get this tongue-filled, champagne-soaked, hilarious screaming interview out to everybody as soon as possible.
Oh yeah, in case you were wondering, Puig was lit tonight.
Yasiel Puig walks by me, looks, says, "Who the fu– is this?" Then dumps a bottle of champagne in my head. My poor hat.
— Paul Skrbina (@ChiTribSkrbina) October 20, 2017
He also explained how he’s basically Pedro Cerrano from ‘Major League‘ in real life at this point.
Yasiel Puig explained why he licks his bat: "I make love to the bat and he pays me back with hits."
— James Fegan (@JRFegan) October 20, 2017
Tongue tongue tongue.